When I was younger, I used to be in competitive swimming, and I recall coming home from a meet on the island with my younger sister, our good friend Ashley and my Dad. And we were trying to get my Dad to give us money so we could buy some food from the vending machines, and my Dad wouldn’t give us any. So we whined, “We’re hungryyyy!” and then he’d say, “Nice to meet you, Hungry. I’m Jeff.” So then Ashley, Britt and I came up with the phrase “I’m suffering from hungernation” to get across that we were famished, without having to deal with that stupid answer. Haha.
In any case, I’m hungry right now. I’m the most terrible grocery shopper in the world; I never buy enough to last me more than a few days, and yet somehow I spend way too much money while I’m there. I think it’s because I am always hungry when I go to Safeway, and so I buy things I can make and eat now instead of later, and then I eat them now, i.e. when I get home.
I have a horrific cough right now. I hope it goes away soon. I called in sick to work this morning, so I’ll go in on Thursday instead. Which is fine. I had wanted to go to Value Village to find some leg warmers for my 80s party on Friday night, but I think I’ll just make do with the clothes that I already have. I figure I can work something out. I think the hair and makeup is more important anyways.
I waxed my face last night, and I made my eyebrows too thin. 
They grow back super fast anyways, but still. I’m displeased.
